I’m sure its very important
Posted by LolHeathen on October 11th, 2007.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh
Because LOLcats plus Religion Equals High-larity!
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- Fri, Nov 26, 10. Makes a guy long for a crucifixion.
- Fri, Nov 26, 10. Seriously people, stay at home with your families.
- Thu, Nov 25, 10. No one is ever happy.
- Thu, Nov 25, 10. It’s the same thing every year.
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- Fri, Sep 17, 10. Im sure if you just asked
- Thu, Sep 16, 10. About time the devil had his due.
- Thu, Sep 16, 10. There was a flyer outside..
- Fri, Aug 20, 10. This just in..
April 17th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Broken wagon-wheel rim?
April 17th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Highway to Heaven not withstanding, I’m pretty sure roads are not involved.
April 17th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Silly boys! Anyone can clearly see he’s a Ken Doll with those fake plastic arm muscles and the stiff, wrong direction arm on the right. So it is clearly a doll stand. One that rocks, probably so he could do dance moves. So what we have here is Stayin’ Alive Ken, a rare 70′s collector’s item!
April 17th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
er, meant to say silly guys in the generic group sense…not implying i know if you’re a silly boy or silly gel reynard!
April 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
But…. am I the only one who thinks Ken looks like he’s been swapping chest-ular regions with Barbie?
April 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
It’s just cold in heaven.
April 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am
Okay, that explains, um, pointy-ness, but not the fullness. Those look like they need to be restrained, especially when engaging in such physical activities as throwing around broken wagon wheels… with spikes on them?!?
April 21st, 2009 at 10:31 am
Hey, leave his mewbs alone. So he needs a Bro!
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 am
Now that I look at it again, that’s an awfully feminine hairdo he’s sporting. Maybe we’ve got it all wrong; maybe it’s really one of those body-builder chicks with a testosterone problem.
That would explain why s/he’s wearing a dress when the guy just out of shot on the right is nekkid.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Obviously you didn’t see some of the ken dolls from the early 80′s.
Yeah, I think you’re right tho. Except body building women tend to be rather um, flat there.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Mebbe they’re implants?
April 26th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
hey guyz I love to talk about Ken dolls too. and gi joe with that sexy scar. unfortunately, I think I know what that thing is. if you look on the left of it, it looks like tuning machines. that would make it a piece of a broken lyre or harp or something. does that make sense in context? does that take all the fun out of it? it does, doesn’t it. I fail. oh well—-
April 27th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Do they use raptor talons on harps?
Really Rowan, I think the bigger concern is that you might right, and that would be indicative of something disturbing about you.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:30 am
April 27th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Not a fail at all, Rowan. But you forgot to address the obvious she-mality of the person!
April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Well, if it’s a harp, and it’s a woman, moving those damn things around are heavy. Explains everything really.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:40 am
maybe it’s an angel. they are supposedly not male or female. like Tilda Swinton in Constantine. but I refuse to think that Alan Rickman as Metatron in Dogma is not male. but maybe this angel is both. muscular, yet feminine. interesting complex hairdo. big strong hands. unbound breasts. can’t see lower down, though. and that I actually thought long about this is another indicator that something is clearly wrong with me. not sure what, though—-
April 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
So what we have here then is an angelish male or female or both who was playing the harp when they were knocked off the stage by some unruly patrons who wanted to hear Free Bird breaking the harp. This angered the angel type personage who pressed a secret switch on the broken harp causing sharp impliments (switch blade harp) to spring forth, and thus we have the beginnings of the first recorded bar room brawl.
April 28th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
that person should know better than to ask for Free Bird. there is also a no Stairway to Heaven rule. also, no Color My World, Heart and Soul—-
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I don’t mean to take away the fun, but I think I can explain the androgynous nature of the angel person.
I can tell right away that this is a Michelangelo work, due to the masculine body on a woman.
Michelangelo was very very gay and never saw the nude female figure, ever.
So when he had to paint/draw/sculpt etc. a woman, he gave them the body of a man
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
It is Michelangelo, and I just posted the whole picture for reference.
May 4th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Thanks, Zane, for that explanation! That makes a lot of sense.