Well, duh, you can’t eat frankincense!
Posted by Loltheist on November 5th, 2007.
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Oh noes! They be cookin’ teh Flyin Sketti Monster!
November 5th, 2007 at 11:13 am
I’m a Preacher’s Kid, and even I don’t know where “Orientar” is. Any of you peeps know?
November 5th, 2007 at 11:17 am
read it as “of the Orient are”
November 5th, 2007 at 11:19 am
I don’t know, but apparently you can get “Gingarbread Churchiz” there.
And murrrr.
November 6th, 2007 at 7:52 am
we didn’t know about the gingerbread church because one of the kings done ate it when the other ones were sleeping. he tried to pass it off, but the others noticed and beat him to a bloody pulp with the myrrh chest and a gold baseball bat. gifts for a little boy, remember. that’s why there were only 3 kings from Orientar.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
LOL, dude
November 8th, 2007 at 7:58 am
BWAHAHA! Rowan wins the Internets!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Actaully, you can eat Frankincense. But the edible kind has to be pure. I bought some Frankincense in Salalah, Oman, which is where it is from, and the seller showed me the type to eat. It should have a translucent look, with no black or brown impurities in it. It is often light yellow with a (very) slight greenish tint. You chew it like gum, but it is a bit sticker because it is sap. The Omani seller told me that it was indeed used in medicine and was good for digestion, skin, etc. But then again, that’s what THEY say about a lot of things. I am actually eating some right now!
January 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
so what does it take like then?