Have you seen my mom? I think she’s in that cheese sandwich over there…
Posted by Loltheist on November 9th, 2007.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Shouldn’t that be “Braise” me?
November 9th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Braising is done in liquid, probably wouldnt work for toast. Even divine toast.
November 9th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I think Cat means the “braising” that’s done with a blowtorch. Or at least, a torch. It’s a jeweler’s term.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hmmmm…
1. Bread
2. Torch
3. EBay
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I’d rather cover you in butter and strawberry jam and *eat* you…