In Soviet Russia, Cthulhu eats … oh wait …
Posted by Loltheist on November 9th, 2007.
Posted by Loltheist on November 9th, 2007.
No idea on the source of this picture. (Found on LOLCat Buildr.)




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November 9th, 2007 at 7:07 am
I love cooking, and I love all things cthulhiana, but I find this immensely disturbing. I would love to know precisely what this is.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I think I saw this on lolthulhu.com once.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I dont think so, im pretty sure ive been through that site.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
dun know why but this made me think of this:
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March 14th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
http://community.livejournal.com/knitting/3760537.html
don’t know where you folks get some of your weird, but I enjoy it anyway. here’s some of my weird.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:24 am
That looks like some bizarre sweet of some kind, chilling in an ice bath.
I suppose Cthulhu would be chillin’ …
March 16th, 2008 at 8:15 am
More like brined…
March 16th, 2008 at 9:08 am
you know, I’m gonna go read the book again. I think maybe we’ve gotten off track somewhere, what with Hello Cthulhu and Knitthulhu and Edible Cthulhu up there—if we’re all going to be eaten alive for this, I’m gonna quit worrying about going to hell–I will, of course, post the results of my research for the benefit of all—
March 16th, 2008 at 11:51 am
@Tallian. I’m being so clever, I don’t even look. I think that “water” is aluminum foil. Im pretty sure the tentacles are chicken.
@Rowan. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagn’nagl fhtagn.
March 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@LolHeathen: Possibly a thin film of blue goo under plastic wrap? And the tentacles are pretty seriously gross.
Oh, and geseunteit.
March 16th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I think it’s just the color balance giving a blue hue.
March 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
have I just been snorted upon by a minion of an Elder god? (note to self: send for that dictionary in the store)
March 16th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
okay, got the dictionary.
” In his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
totally cleared that up for me, thanx!
March 16th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
There’s a Cthulhu to English dictionary?
March 16th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
You even sell one!
well kinda
March 17th, 2008 at 8:15 am
psst! you’re not supposed to tell anybody that the book is blank inside. Better let them think it’s full of important facts.
btw, I got the translation fromhttp://lolthulhu.com/
March 17th, 2008 at 8:17 am
What the … blank inside, you say?
THE HELL you say!