I see the light!
Posted by LolHeathen on January 25th, 2008.
Submitted by RichVR.
As disturbing as this is, I’m even more disturbed that whoever made this was so naive.
Additional details you may have missed. With the shadow, it also looks like the girl is giving jesus a handjob. The boy, of course, has both hands in his pockets, again, the type of detail one has to really wonder about.
Also, the text at top reads “Honor thy Father and Mother”, even apparently with a pedophile on the wall.
(31 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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January 25th, 2008 at 8:33 am
[...] OMFG. It can’t be. But it is. As a matter of fact, Caucasian Lightswitch Jesus™ is a genuine artifact from the golden age of Christian America. I could post every concievable joke [...]
January 25th, 2008 at 10:11 am
OMFG gives new meaning to “Suffer the children to come unto me…”
January 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I think my grandmother has a switch plate like this. I never really noticed it before now, though.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
It’s understandable to block the trauma from your mind.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I laughed… hard.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Well you know what the Bible says, “spare the rod, spoil the child”
January 25th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Dear sweet hardon jesus…
It took me a minute to see it.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Bagel! I expected better from you!
January 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
He even has a belly button
January 27th, 2008 at 11:02 am
wonder if it glows in the dark–
January 27th, 2008 at 11:21 am
also, why is jesus wearing a cross around his own neck?? and what is that connected to? is that a heart-skull?
January 28th, 2008 at 6:47 am
“wonder if it glows in the dark”
That’s a rather personal question…
January 28th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Jeffrey: I’m not sure what it is, but I saw one like it on the clearance table at HotTopic
January 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
if it glows in the dark, it’s easier to find—
August 6th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Morons
August 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
You post your email address containing the words “dag fag” and you’re calling us morons? ::eyeroll::