It was no contest really…
Posted by Metz on February 27th, 2008.
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February 27th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Does the bottom of the picture really say “Aaron’s rod bears almonds”? Or am I reading the last two words wrong?
February 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
No, you’re not reading it wrong, it’s in reference to Numbers 17:8. (”And it came to pass, that on the morrow Moses went into the tabernacle of witness; and, behold, the rod of Aaron for the house of Levi was budded, and brought forth buds, and bloomed blossoms, and yielded almonds.”)
February 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Yeah, it does say that. Aaron’s rod bears almonds.
That’s why I made it “Almond Joyz” for the hovertext. (evil grin)