Actually, they were put in the garden for the petroleum fairy.
Posted by LolHeathen on March 2nd, 2008.
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March 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 am
Well that just makes perfect sense! The dinos din’t get on the ark along with the unicorns and other mythical creatures!
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
have you heard about the scientist who found dinosaur DNA in a prehistoric bee? there was an entire special about how he could make a T-Rex. didn’t he ever see Jurassic Park? #2 son sayz yes he did, that’s how he knows not to use frog DNA. I hate it when the real and the surreal merge.