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The unnatural order of things

Posted by LolHeathen on March 5th, 2008.

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Categories: innuendo, Christian humor.

8 Responses to “The unnatural order of things”

Bryan Price Says:
March 5th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Is that the little boy that’s thinking that, or the cow/sheep in the background?
LolHeathen Says:
March 5th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I would think the boy.
Metz Says:
March 5th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
the cow is thinkin, OMG her mudder iz gonna have a Human (snerk) when she hears about dis!
The Bagel of Everything Says:
March 5th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I saw a photography book today titled Cats in Love.
It was filled with low-quality pics of sickly alleycats humping.
LolHeathen Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 6:39 am
I hope you didnt buy such trash. Save your money for the high quality books.
Rowan Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 7:56 am
such as the one we’re writing about interspecies love.
Rifter Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
This has got to be from a Jehovah’s Witness Watchtower publication.
The Bagel of Everything Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Was it George Carlin who said something like “the lion does lay down with the lamb, but they have to replace the lamb often”

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