It was a Hail Mary I’m sure.
Posted by LolHeathen on March 14th, 2008.
Submitted by Buddhist with a sense of humor.
Update 6/15/2010: Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning and burned down!
(9 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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March 14th, 2008 at 10:32 am
What’s with the arms, it’s like zombie jesus personified.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I have no idea- but this statue is actually in front of a church in Monroe Ohio, sitting in a little manmade lake. It’s over 60 feet high, and is also referred to as “Giant Drowning Jeebus” Pretty creepy, eh?
And YAY and thanks on my first submission!
March 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am
did he spike the cross? Isn’t that a penalty thing now? (totally NOT up on football)
March 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“TOUCHDOWN!”
“Um, sorry about your car, dude.”
March 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
looks like part of a larger statue, just dropped there! I love the USA.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Jebus confesses his sins to Ceiling Cat. Story at 11.
June 15th, 2010 at 8:44 am
[...] night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I [...]
June 15th, 2010 at 9:44 am
It was a dark & stormy night…
Nearby, Larry Flynt’s Hustler store was untouched.