New plan tries to compete with the Darkside.
Posted by LolHeathen on April 27th, 2008.
Submitted by Reynard.
Disclaimer below the cut.
*MUST CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY. MUST BE CONFIRMED, MUST TAKE COMMUNION. MUST TITHE 10% OF GROSS INCOME. MAY OCCASIONALLY BE ASKED TO KILL, MAIM, INJURE AND/OR PERSECUTE NON-CHRISTIANS, HERITICS, WITCHES AND/OR HOMOSEXUALS. (NO PROTECTION FROM DEATH OR PERMANENT INJURY BY NON-CHRISTIANS, ETC. IS EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED IN THIS OFFER.) MUST ACCEPT DOCTRINE OF PAPAL INFALLIBILITY. (THIS SUPERCEDES ALL FREEDOMS OF THOUGHT, SPEECH AND/OR EXPRESSION GRANTED BY EARTHLY POLITICAL POWERS AND/OR ENTITIES.) MUST BE WILLING TO KISS POPE’S RING AND/OR ASS DEPENDING ON CIRCUMSTANCES. MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE UP ALL LEGAL RIGHTS IN REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING (BUT NOT LIMITED TO): PEDAPHILE PRIESTS. OFFER SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. MILK NOT INCLUDED.
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April 28th, 2008 at 6:31 am
*applauds* Best lol theist entry I think I’ve ever seen!
April 28th, 2008 at 6:56 am
What? NO MILK? Deal’s off, then.