But all the other woman want big sticks.
Posted by Metz on May 12th, 2008.
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May 12th, 2008 at 6:26 am
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May 12th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Perhaps this series should be titled “Things All Men Who Wish to Date Women Should Know”.
Of course, it could be that I just want candy *today*.
Big Stick tomorrow.
We’re fickle that way.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
You can get more with a box of candy and a big stick, then you can with a box of candy alone.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:05 am
So some people like to think.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I’d settle. but then, I live in my parent’s basement./