that actually looks a lot like a game my brother and I tried to kill each other with when we were kids. it was called tether tennis, there was a tennis ball in a net, paddles somewhat more effective than the floggers would be–I don’t recall the center pole being a pretzel, although it’s possible—
Shit. Okay, lemme try this again. Using the correct combinations of prepositions and nouns, it’d be like this:
By Jebus it IS a pretzel! or Below God it IS a pretzel!
Today’s non-lolspeak lesson brought to you by “Juicy Jebus Bacon” and the letters “WTF.”
you’ll need to watch that inner nerd. why, my own pops up now and then when a knitting pattern requires algebra to resize the garment. don’t tell anybody, though, okay?
June 16th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Luks suspishusly lyk pole-dancin Jebus. He can haz multi-tasking?
June 16th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Disturbingly, I can see that.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
ZOMB! Iz S&M Pole Dancin Tetherbadmitton Jebus! Whips & all.
Gives a whole different perspective on Shuttlecock.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
an why does pole look like a pretzle rod to me?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:11 am
I just love the disturbing look in his eyes
June 17th, 2008 at 8:29 am
By god it IS a pretzel.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:21 am
That salt’s GOTTA chafe.
LolH, I think the correct phrase would be “By Jebus.” With God, the correct preposition wold be “below.”
June 17th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
that actually looks a lot like a game my brother and I tried to kill each other with when we were kids. it was called tether tennis, there was a tennis ball in a net, paddles somewhat more effective than the floggers would be–I don’t recall the center pole being a pretzel, although it’s possible—
June 18th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Below? Really?
I’m betting it was a pretzel Rowan.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Below Jebus it IS a pretzel!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Shit. Okay, lemme try this again. Using the correct combinations of prepositions and nouns, it’d be like this:
By Jebus it IS a pretzel! or Below God it IS a pretzel!
Today’s non-lolspeak lesson brought to you by “Juicy Jebus Bacon” and the letters “WTF.”
June 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of “Below god” before.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Jucy Jebus Bacon?
omb! ROFLMAO!
sesame street? nope, dis be Blasphemer Ave.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Okay, fine LolH. I admit it, I made it up. My inner nerd just peeked out of hiding for a bit there.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
you’ll need to watch that inner nerd. why, my own pops up now and then when a knitting pattern requires algebra to resize the garment. don’t tell anybody, though, okay?
June 17th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
This just popped up on the random and I LOL’d all over again at our conversations. Gawsh I miss MBHT. Must email her now!