Maybe he would work better for tetherball?

Posted by LolHeathen on June 16th, 2008.

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16 Responses to “Maybe he would work better for tetherball?”

  1. My Babies Have Tails Says:

    Luks suspishusly lyk pole-dancin Jebus. He can haz multi-tasking?

  2. LolHeathen Says:

    Disturbingly, I can see that.

  3. Metz Says:

    ZOMB! Iz S&M Pole Dancin Tetherbadmitton Jebus! Whips & all.
    Gives a whole different perspective on Shuttlecock.

  4. Metz Says:

    an why does pole look like a pretzle rod to me? :-P

  5. N00b Says:

    I just love the disturbing look in his eyes

  6. LolHeathen Says:

    By god it IS a pretzel.

  7. My Babies Have Tails Says:

    That salt’s GOTTA chafe.

    LolH, I think the correct phrase would be “By Jebus.” With God, the correct preposition wold be “below.”

  8. Rowan Says:

    that actually looks a lot like a game my brother and I tried to kill each other with when we were kids. it was called tether tennis, there was a tennis ball in a net, paddles somewhat more effective than the floggers would be–I don’t recall the center pole being a pretzel, although it’s possible—

  9. LolHeathen Says:

    Below? Really?

    I’m betting it was a pretzel Rowan.

  10. Metz Says:

    Below Jebus it IS a pretzel!

  11. My Babies Have Tails Says:

    Shit. Okay, lemme try this again. Using the correct combinations of prepositions and nouns, it’d be like this:
    By Jebus it IS a pretzel! or Below God it IS a pretzel!

    Today’s non-lolspeak lesson brought to you by “Juicy Jebus Bacon” and the letters “WTF.”

  12. LolHeathen Says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard of “Below god” before.

  13. Metz Says:

    Jucy Jebus Bacon?

    omb! ROFLMAO!

    sesame street? nope, dis be Blasphemer Ave.

  14. My Babies Have Tails Says:

    Okay, fine LolH. I admit it, I made it up. My inner nerd just peeked out of hiding for a bit there.

  15. Rowan Says:

    you’ll need to watch that inner nerd. why, my own pops up now and then when a knitting pattern requires algebra to resize the garment. don’t tell anybody, though, okay?

  16. Metz Says:

    This just popped up on the random and I LOL’d all over again at our conversations. Gawsh I miss MBHT. Must email her now!

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