Little known fact, but in the original draft Jebus was a Furry.
Posted by LolHeathen on July 30th, 2008.
That wacky Jebus. You never know where he’ll turn up. Yup, A family claims to see Jesus in their cat’s fur. Maybe come winter, he’ll shed and they’ll find the Virgin Mary.
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July 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
A furry…? That was not an image I needed in my head.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Just trying to be helpful.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:17 am
A Christian furry convention… just imagine o_O.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:31 am
You know, it got me thinking, and I had to know.
I just had to know.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
A Christian furry convention would be mostly lambs and little donkeys would it not?
July 31st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Can’t have lambs without the wolves.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I must be a Pastafarian, because it looks like a pirate with a patch over his eye to me.
And furry jesus? Hmmm, what variety do you think? Bunny (Easter) maybe?
July 31st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
You would think, but no, actually I’m pretty sure he was a raccoon.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 am
it’s getting to be like pron. you know, if you can think of it, there’s pron of it? now if you can think of it, bang! somebody founds a religion. bizarre things, like captioning religious paintings—–oh, wait—-nevermind.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
It was only a matter of time I suppose. Of course why would Jebus appear on the fur of an animal? Them being souless mindless creatures with no real value other than to serve man?
Does this mean this kitteh has a free pass 2 heaven?
[Kitteh approaches pearly gates,
St. Peter "Shoo, SHoo I say!"
Kitteh shows Jebus spot.
St. Peter, "Oh! Right this way your excellency!"
Kitteh changes mind and decides heaven isn't good enough for him, before leaving he rubs himself all over St. Peter sticking his tush in his face and flicking his tail under his nose. St. Peter breaths a sigh of relief then notices that his heavenly robes are all coated in a layer of cat fur.]
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
oiy vey, I NEVER should have followed that link to gideon bear that you posted. I think my IQ dropped by several points, although the squick factor probably offset that a bit. So would this follow Rule 34 or 36 of the internet?
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
That was actually one of the stories that didn’t make the committee vote for the bible Metz.
Happy to be of service Flame. #34. Yes. 34. Well, 46, but that goes without saying.