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You turn around for one second…

Posted by LolHeathen on September 5th, 2008.

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Categories: Jesus humor, cat.

15 Responses to “You turn around for one second…”

1. Metz Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 9:09 am

   you know what this reminds me of? A really old cheezball movie The Philadelphia Experiment.
   The scene on the ship where the men have been fused into it. (shudders)

2. Blogesque Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

   I drove by that statue on I-75 yesterday (Solid Rock Church in Monroe OH), and I’ve got to tell ya - Giant Drowning Jebus doesn’t look that good anymore. His head looks like it’s melting, his arms don’t look completely intact and the whole thing is discolored from accumulated highway exhaust. Bit of a shame, really.

3. Metz Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   Well they need to steal, er borrow, er divert, raise! Yeah Raise some funds to cover the restoration. This is a landmark people! So what if you’re out of work and your family is subsiting on less than $300 a month, the phrase “give until it hurts” came about for a reason y’know!

4. Metz Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   durh, and I can’t spell the word subsisting (slinks back into corner)

5. katillac Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

   “Help me, Ceiling Cat! I’m sinking!” cries Quicksand Jebus

6. LolHeathen Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

   I’d like to think Ceiling Cat would preen himself.

7. Metz Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

   naw, he’d be thinkin, “dat’s nawt quicksand, dat’s mah litterbox!”

8. Rowan Says:
   September 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

   the folks who live near there call him Big Butter Jesus. maybe that’s why he seems to be melting. Imagine my friend’s surprise when I produced for her enjoyment like 6 macros with him. she thought nobody outside the area either would believe her, or had seen him.

9. Metz Says:
   September 9th, 2008 at 8:41 am

   so what appears to be a reflecting pool is actually a sizzling hot giant griddle?
   ALRIGHT! Who wants Frawnch Toast, is it ok to call it Frawnch Toast again? Peh, I’m callin’ it Frawnch Toast. Frawnch Toast and BACON 4 everyone!!!! YUM!!

10. buddhist with a sense of humor Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    I’ve always called him touchdown Jeebus…. but Blogesque is right… (course he’s the father of my son, so I would have to believe him- lol)he looks like he’s melting in the hot sun… and I’ll take some of that French Toast…

11. LolHeathen Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    I wish you people would stop taking the name of french toast in vain.

12. Metz Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    *begins sprinkling powdered sugar & cinnamon onto french toast.*

13. My Babies Have Tails Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Plz to be pointink me in the direction of aforementioned Frawnch Toast reference. Kthxbai.

14. LolHeathen Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    The Freedom Toast.

15. Rowan Says:
    September 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    french toast is just an excuse to have bacon.

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