Spore Jesus danced for your sins.
Posted by LolHeathen on September 18th, 2008.
Sure Spore has been taking a beating on Amazon for it’s draconian DRM. Sure the game play is both ridiculously too complicated for the casuals, and tediously repetitive and shallow to the hardcores. But hey, Dancing Jesus on a crucifix! If somebody can find the Sporepedia entry, please mail it to us. I must have it. For cathartic purposes.
FYI, the best part is really in the Spore Creature Creator, and for $10 at that.
Categories: Advertainment, Jesus humor, gaming slang, geek humor.

(12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)


September 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I srsly just stared at this for the entire minute and a half with my mouth hanging open. Then my jaw dropped another inch when Baby Jebus arrived. Best. Spore Creature. Evar.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I had to watch it after reading your comment “My Babies Have Tails”. I know if you enjoyed it it was twisted, sick, and hilarious. And you were right…
September 20th, 2008 at 5:14 am
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