From the not-making-this-up department.
Posted by LolHeathen on November 7th, 2008.
It has to be photoshopped right? No, biblically inspired baked goods, cereals, and pastas are the order of the day. I thought it was just a joke, until I saw that they were indeed available on Amazon. I should of known better than to doubt the Consumerist. Although I will give them credit for an interesting concept, and being helpful to those who really do need gluten free diets. But did they really need a secular label?
While you’re at it, why not try Genesis 1:29 Sprouted Grain & Seed Bread!
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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November 7th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Srsly, Ezekiel breads have been available for YEARS!! It’s supposed to be the recipe for bread given in the eponymous passage. It IS a rather dense bread, but nommy for all that – at least if you like those sprouty-grainy sorts of breads.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
So I gather, but I’m not so hip to keep up with my biblically inspired baked goods.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Don’t forget this stuff — which, ironically enough, isn’t even kosher…
November 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
i actually did some package design for that company a few years ago. my boss is all into reedeekyoolus foods.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Biblical bread? Meh. I just like those sprouty things. Alvaredo Street breads are entirely tasty, too.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Give us this day our daily…
Hmmpf. I see what you did there.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Well, they’re quoting the bit about blending grains and legumes, which… why not? Worse things to quote from the Bible. For the most part, they’re not gluten-free, though. Wheat has gluten. Little tip.
Also, it’s been around forever. (For the record, it’s ok, if very dense and a little dry. The raisin bread is decent.)
November 9th, 2008 at 12:57 am
The sprouted grain & seed bread is gluten free. Sorry for the confusion.
ETA: Damn it, wrong again. I know SOME of their product line is gluten free. That’s what I was getting at. Apparently it’s just under their Food for Life label.
November 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
yeah, it’s named after the bible verse that lists the ingredients they use. it’s actually really good–health food. don’t make fun.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Oh no, don’t be silly, of course we’re going to make fun of it.
November 15th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Actually, those are the best commercial breads around for taste and pure ingredients. I buy the sprouted corn tortillas by the case from my local co-op and freeze them. Heavens, they’re tasty!
November 17th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I have actually had this bread b4, its good. and lol @ name