LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh

Last time they stopped, dropped and rolled a new religion was born.

Posted by Metz on November 11th, 2008.

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13 Responses to “Last time they stopped, dropped and rolled a new religion was born.”

1. RICHARD BURLEW Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

   u should all be ashamed… any who partake of this filth, but alas hell is in you’re future…. unless u repent and act RIGHT!!!!!!!!

2. LolHeathen Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

   why? is this a limited time offer? are operators standing by? Don’t leave us in suspense here.

3. Metz Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

   

4. reynard61 Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

   Hey, DICK, If you don’t like this site no one’s forcing you to click that ol’ mouse button. Just sayin’… *Goes to shove yet another needle into Jesus Voodoo doll*

5. Metz Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

   Isn’t that a line dancing move?

   Repent to the right now!
   Bow to your opposite sex partner
   unless it’s a woman then make her bow to you
   because teh bible tells u so!

6. katillac Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 12:07 am

   What is the picture of? Is this depicting people being yanked from the stairway to heaven? Is Robert Plant aware of this?

   If there’s a stairway to heaven, is there an elevator to hell? Climbing down a ladder to hell would be weird. I mean, you could trip and fall or something.

   Wait. There is no heaven. There is no hell. We do have a dick among us, though.

7. mandrake Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 11:24 am

   From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.

   A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”

   Argh! Too…many…jokes…can’t.. choose…

8. reynard61 Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb”

   Next on Fox: WHEN GOOD MONKS GO BAD!

   “I went to Mass and a hockey game broke out!”

   “More fun than a barrel of Monks!”

9. katillac Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

   From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.

   A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”

   What, no lawyers involved?

   must.
   resist.
   temptation.

10. LolHeathen Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Sorry Reynard, going to have to dock points for referencing a hockey game without referencing hockey moms. Thems are the rules.

11. Metz Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Aahhh but don’t you make up in points for NOT mentioning pitbulls wearing lipstick while showing pics of bulldogs?

    That reminds me I have to scan in a pic of Jebus playing goalie in a soccer game.
    The pic is from a local free paper with an article on Soccer Moms VS Jesus.
    4 realz!
    Cool, don’t have to scan it in after all!
    http://www.longislandpress.com/archive/issue.asp?ISSUEID=135
    http://www.longislandpress.com/articles/CoverStory/384/

12. reynard61 Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    @ LolHeathen: Maybe, but “I went to Mass and a hockey mom broke out!” sounds weird…

13. LolHeathen Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    I don’t know. I’d kind of hope to see some news footage of that.

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