Posted by Loltheist on March 10th, 2009.
Categories: Mythology.
Diet Hemlock: For when you can never be too thin or too dead.
Yeah but I heard the artificial sweeteners in Diet Hemlock can cause cancer, terrible headaches, and other nasty side effects.
not that you’d live long enough to notice—-
It’s all about leaving a beautiful corpse.
@Hidden Thinker: No kidding, man, check out the ABS on that guy!
In a world without Ab-Blaster™, our ancestors had to settle for battling lions in the arena and diet Hemlock.
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March 10th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Diet Hemlock: For when you can never be too thin or too dead.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Yeah but I heard the artificial sweeteners in Diet Hemlock can cause cancer, terrible headaches, and other nasty side effects.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
not that you’d live long enough to notice—-
March 11th, 2009 at 3:29 am
It’s all about leaving a beautiful corpse.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:56 am
@Hidden Thinker: No kidding, man, check out the ABS on that guy!
In a world without Ab-Blaster™, our ancestors had to settle for battling lions in the arena and diet Hemlock.