What will Lucifer think of next?
Posted by LolHeathen on March 31st, 2009.
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- Sat, Nov 27, 10. Thanksgiving Over. Christmas commence. Or Commerce. Whatever.
- Fri, Nov 26, 10. Makes a guy long for a crucifixion.
- Fri, Nov 26, 10. Seriously people, stay at home with your families.
- Thu, Nov 25, 10. No one is ever happy.
- Thu, Nov 25, 10. It’s the same thing every year.
- Thu, Nov 25, 10. Happy Thanksgiving!
- Fri, Sep 17, 10. Im sure if you just asked
- Thu, Sep 16, 10. About time the devil had his due.
- Thu, Sep 16, 10. There was a flyer outside..
- Fri, Aug 20, 10. This just in..
March 31st, 2009 at 6:25 am
*blushes*
Their “sausage” is great.
So are their corn dogs.
Just saying.
March 31st, 2009 at 7:02 am
The morning star is venus. It’s only recently it got accused of being the debil.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:31 am
Irony FTW!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:33 am
Not THAT recently.
Still bothers me.
I don’t know why.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
“I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company ‘Morning Star Farms’.”
Hey, it’s better than “Wormwood Farms”…
March 31st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
There’s another meaning for Morning Star Farms?
I always thought it just meant that they were disgustingly cheerful in the mornings.
:-/
March 31st, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Another name for Lucifer is Morning Star.
April 1st, 2009 at 7:14 am
Ahhhh! Learn something new every day.
I’ll bet he is disgustingly cheerful in the mornings.
April 1st, 2009 at 5:34 pm
So, if it’s not bacon, what is it? I’m hoping for Christian Baby flavored breakfast sausage next…
May 10th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
A friend of mine once commented on thusly on both Morning Star and seitan (made from wheat protein): “It’s like having a Beelzeburger.”
May 10th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
hmmmm. Tasty Beelzeburger.
Also, I just noticed… 44% less fat? I would think there would be a lot less fat than 44%
October 13th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Wow. Its not supposed to be real bacon. Monring star makes food for vegetarians, because we need to eat too. Eating meat is wrong which is why I’m glad morning star exists.
Fuck you meat eater
October 15th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Hmm it seems some one missed the point
“The Name of the company”
LOL