The savior has risen.

Posted by LolHeathen on April 16th, 2010.

Medical advice should be sought immediately for cases of erection  beyond four hours.

Actual Crucifix, from an actual Catholic Church in Oklahoma. On the bright side, at least Jesus is of the age of consent. That’s certainly a step forward for the Catholic Church.

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Categories: adult, Gay Icons, Jesus humor, WTF.

7 Responses to “The savior has risen.”

  1. Metz Says:

    Boy these “male enhancement” ads are really getting out of control!

  2. reynard61 Says:

    I think that that’s supposed to be his, um, six-pack. (Albeit a rather badly rendered one.) But…uh…yeah, it certainly does look like he overdosed on a certain little blue pill

  3. LolHeathen Says:

    He’s supposed to be distended from starvation.

  4. evildave Says:

    Auto-erotic Jesus realizes a flaw in his masturbation plans.

  5. Marcelo Ullom Says:

    Thanks for this priceless post. Being a practicing buddhist, recreation specialist plus Yoga lover, I actually worship the total amount of power you’ve set into this post. Found it throughout Yahoo hence I actually expect, other people will find it as worthwhile as I do.

    *spambot of the day*

  6. Jesus H Christ Almighty Says:

    What can I say? The secret is out. Now you know why chicks dig me. ;o)

  7. Metz Says:

    @J.H.C.A (do you mind if I call you J.H.C.A? ;-) )
    by any chance is this a relative of yours? http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html

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