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	<title>LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh &#187; Christian humor</title>
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		<title>Does that qualify as your own personal pillar of salt?</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/03/06/does-that-qualify-as-your-own-personal-pillar-of-salt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes. &#8220;I said, &#8216;What the heck&#8217;s the matter with Christian salt?&#8217;&#8221; Godlewski said, sipping a beer in the living room of his home in unincorporated Cresaptown, a western Maryland mountain community. Christian. Blessed. Salt. Does it need a [...]]]></description>
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Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.</p>
<p>&#8220;I said, &#8216;What the heck&#8217;s the matter with Christian salt?&#8217;&#8221; Godlewski said, sipping a beer in the living room of his home in unincorporated Cresaptown, a western Maryland mountain community.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Christian_salt_seller_hopes_to_shake_up_market.html">Christian. Blessed. Salt.</a></p>
<p>Does it need a caption? Really? </p>
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		<title>In a theatre near you.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/10/03/in-a-theatre-near-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Opening today is Bill Maher&#8217;s comic take on religion, Religulous. While I would rather be running a banner ad for it instead of Muslim Singles Dating, alas we can not. Ah well, still, chances are if you like this site, you&#8217;ll like the movie and it offers me a chance to post the far superior [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://loltheist.com/2008/10/03/in-a-theatre-near-you"><img class="alignleft size-full" title="Religuous Poster outside the US" src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/293religuousposter090908.jpg" alt="" width="293" height="403" /></a></p>
<p>Opening today is Bill Maher&#8217;s comic take on religion, <a href="http://www.religulousmovie.net/" target="_blank">Religulous</a>.  While I would rather be running a banner ad for it instead of Muslim Singles Dating, alas we can not.  Ah well, still, chances are if you like this site, you&#8217;ll like the movie and it offers me a chance to post the far superior movie poster used outside the United States..  Hell, I might even go see it, and I think the last movie I remember seeing in a theater was <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000QGEB12/loltheist-20" target="_amazon">Kung Fu Hustle</a>.</p>
<p><font size=-10>*Ok, I just had to slip some form of shameless advertisement in, just on principle.</font><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001MFNB5I/loltheist-20" target="_amazon"><br />
<img src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/religulous.jpg" alt="Religulous" title="Religulous" width="115" height="115" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2259" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001MFNB5I/loltheist-20" target="_amazon"> Now available on DVD.</a></p>
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		<title>We ain&#8217;t no Kansas</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/08/13/we-aint-no-kansas/</link>
		<comments>http://loltheist.com/2008/08/13/we-aint-no-kansas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christian humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A federal judge says the University of California can deny course credit to applicants from Christian high schools whose textbooks declare the Bible infallible and reject evolution.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://loltheist.com/2008/08/13/we-aint-no-kansas" title="Admission Standards We Haz Them"><img src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/admissionstandards.jpg" alt="Admission Standards We Haz Them" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://richarddawkins.net/article,2974,n,n">A federal judge says the University of California can deny course credit to applicants from Christian high schools whose textbooks declare the Bible infallible and reject evolution. </a></p>
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		<title>The unnatural order of things</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/03/05/the-unnatural-order-of-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christian humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mike.]]></description>
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Submitted by Mike.</p>
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		<title>Decides? It is written!</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/02/23/decides-it-is-written/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>My Babies Have Tails</dc:creator>
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		<title>They seem so friendly!</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/01/11/they-seem-so-friendly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by RationReality.com ]]></description>
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<p>Submitted by <a href="http://rationreality.com/">RationReality.com </a></p>
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