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	<title>LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh &#187; Creationism</title>
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		<title>Doublethink? Doubleplus good!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lara. If you can&#8217;t beat them, take their published works, remove what you disagree with, and then add a 50 page ad hominem attack. That&#8217;s what one fundamentalist group has done to Charles Darwin&#8217;s On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle [...]]]></description>
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<em>Submitted by Lara.</em></p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t beat them, take their published works, remove what you disagree with, and then add a 50 page ad hominem attack.  That&#8217;s what one fundamentalist group has done to Charles Darwin&#8217;s <i>On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life.</i>  Although there were too many big words, so the Creationist version is handily identifiable by being titled &#8220;Origin of Species&#8221;. </p>
<p>Think I&#8217;m being biased?  In their own words, straight from their site:</p>
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A recent study revealed that in the 50 top universities in the U.S. (in the fields of psychology and biology), an amazing 61 percent of respondents described themselves as atheists or agnostics. It’s no wonder atheism has doubled in the last 20 years among 19-25 year olds. An entire generation has been (and is being) brainwashed by atheistic evolution, and it&#8217;s radically changing the culture of our nation.</p>
<p>In an effort to combat this, we produced a special 280-page full color cover edition of Origin of Species, which contains a 50-page introduction. This introduction gives the history of evolution, a timeline of Darwin’s life, Hitler’s undeniable connections to the theory, Darwin’s racism, his disdain for women, and his thoughts on the existence of God. It lists the theory’s many hoaxes, exposes the unscientific belief that nothing created everything, points to the incredible structure of DNA, and the absence of any species-to-species transitional forms.</p></blockquote>
<p>Their master plan?  To flood college campuses nationwide on November 24th (the 150th Anniversary of the first publishing) with altered copies.  Their goal, to give a 1000 copies away per school.</p>
<p>To quote submitter Lara &#8220;<a href="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/CreationismOriginSpeciesFullSize.jpg">This is the size of the template</a> at <a href="https://www.stickerguy.com/">stickerguy.com</a>, in case someone wants to have some printed to put all over the fucked-over Origin of the Species books showing up at schools.&#8221;</p>
<p>A fine idea indeed.  For reference, the template she used was for 4.25 x 2.75, and again you should use the <a href="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/CreationismOriginSpeciesFullSize.jpg">full size version linked here</a>.</p>
<p>You can also <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=nqAOAAAAYAAJ&#038;printsec=frontcover&#038;dq=origin+of+species&#038;as_brr=4#v=onepage&#038;q=&#038;f=false">read the original</a> via Google Books.</p>
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		<title>2 for the price of 1.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/02/13/2-for-the-price-of-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Reverend Wubby.]]></description>
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Submitted by Reverend Wubby.</p>
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		<title>And the Lord looked down from Skullcrusher Mountain, saying:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loltheist</dc:creator>
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		<title>Take that, Mr. Platypus.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blastfemmer</dc:creator>
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<p>(References <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html">this article</a>)</p>
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		<title>Ladies don&#8217;t know bout my platypus</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/03/14/ladies-dont-know-bout-my-platypus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bagel of Everything</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By RationReality It really has been too long since our mascot has graced this site, thanks Bagel!. -Lol Heathen]]></description>
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<p align="center">By <a href="http://rationreality.com/">RationReality</a></p>
<p><em>It really has been too long since our mascot has graced this site, thanks Bagel!. -Lol Heathen</em></p>
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		<title>Like they would listen to him</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2008/03/13/like-they-would-listen-to-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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