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Really they just wanted to claim Act of God for liability.

Metz — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:35:56 +0000

Oh the delicious irony…

LolHeathen — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:39:25 +0000

Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next day.

eta: and the markets rally over 2% on the news… Clearly it’s a sign.

May as well wait for the second coming for all the good it’ll do you.

Metz — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:48:55 +0000

Yeah, they’re pumping 15k barrels a day, and they claim only 20k were spilling. Riiiiiggghhtt.

Is it that time again already?

LolHeathen — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:51:57 +0000

I am always amazed at the people that read the story of Noah’s Ark and believe it is the literal truth. I suppose this can be said about all of the bible, but come on. How can people believe that entirety of the biosphere was put on a boat the size of a football field. The suspension of disbelief is staggering.

Poor Joseph and his performance anxiety.

LolHeathen — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:25:53 +0000

Oh, those wacky New Zealanders. This is a billboard for a “progressive” church there. Managed to stay up a couple of hours before being defaced. I kinda like it.

Charity? Torture? Charity Torture? Yes!

LolHeathen — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:18:07 +0000

Every year we run the banner ad for Child’s Play, an organization by one of my favorite web comics that buys video games for childrens hospitals. What started as a response to the ever fearful media portrayals of gamers has grown into a yearly fundraiser that has brought millions of dollars worth of games to very sick children.

Starting a couple years ago, the sketch comedy group Loading Ready Run started Desert Bus for Hope. Wherein they play a grueling, mind numbingly torturous so-called game cleverely enough called Desert Bus. Desert Bus was to be part of the never released Penn & Teller’s* Smoke and Mirrors for the Sega Genesis, and places you as the bus driver on a route between Tucson to Las Vegas, in real time, at 45mph, at just over 8 hours per trip. At which point, you turn around and drive back. No scenery, just a straight road, and a bus with a bum steering wheel, forcing you to stay at the controls.

Starting about an hour ago, LRR started this years journey. The goal is simple, donate and it extends their time in purgatory. What’s more, the whole thing is webcast, and has somewhat of a party atmosphere as people come and go, and the driver desperately tries to cling to reality. To make it better, they’ll whore themselves out for donations. Anything from telling an embarrasing story, to being forced to go see Twilight, to shaving parts of their body (All things that happened last year). So not only can you donate to a good cause, but you can make someone miserable while doing so. Has there ever been such a win/win situation? I think not.

Even if you can’t donate, spread the word to people who CAN donate, and watch the webcast. It’ll at least keep you amused.

-LolHeathen

*Penn & Teller are also one of my personal favorites.