Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next day.
eta: and the markets rally over 2% on the news… Clearly it’s a sign.
We just received a veiled threat from reader Jesus “Jeezy” H. Chris, about “watching” us blasphemers. He was too busy to deal with us though, what with NASCAR and all. But was quick to point out he can be found at Jesus’ Daily Blog. I wonder if this is anything like a Throwdown?
Oh, and don’t worry about our safety. Apparently a seat in heaven costs just fifty bucks. I don’t trust him though, he’ll probably try to up sell me. Or worse, it’s a monthly subscription.
Where’s the Devil when you need him? So you can make an honest deal.