LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh

I would like to take a moment to appreciate my favorite reader, DanielK the spambot. Daniel isn’t the brightest spambot, but he is persistent, and has a good heart. What’s more, it’s his willingness to learn that impresses me. Join me now in some of his more insightful comments.

Hey, you know, it’s that time of year again, when we find out if Jesus sees his shadow and there’s nine more years before the rapture, or something like that.  Anyway, we’re looking for Easter themed entries for Sunday.

It’s kind of hard to imagine, but here we are, 666 posts later. I’d like to thank all the people who have submitted posts, and all the readers that show up day after day to read them. I’ve met a lot of great people over the course of the site. Special thanks to some of our regulars (of which I will now apologize for forgetting someone, just send me hate mail.) Rowan, Bagel of Everything, RichVR, Reynard, Garth, bwt, Cynical-C, Roy N,Colwyn, Min, Brandon & Richard. Let’s not forget our newest, most prolific regulars, My Babies Have Tails & Metz, while I have made hundreds of these things over the months, they’ll probably surpass me by, oh, Tuesday. Plus we silently salute Anonymous, wherever you may be.

In one of our comments, reader Dante has taken us to task for not finding this photo of everyone’s favorite statue.  He writes “Enough already. Is no-one gonna touch”

Perhaps it’s a sign. I mean, think of the staggering implications, that after a week (and more) blasphemous tributes, the very same statue is struck by lightning.  Surely, this is a message from the all mighty to us all?

No, I didn’t think so either.

Then again, God always did have that funny habit of striking down other people for non-believers actions.  Although it would be interesting, I mean, maybe my whole life would be turned around, and I’d end up a Saint! Just think of the illuminations!

Ahem. Back to the subject at hand.

The gauntlet has been thrown down, anyone care to pick it up?

ps.. Dante, we’re Americans, the only way that would show up in our news is if the statue was blonde and either kidnapped or in rehab, so we appreciate the pointer.

Sorry for any downtime this morning, I’ve been playing around with the configuration of the site, and while there are still things that are massively making me scratch my head, I do believe I have improved performance of the site by a factor of a bajillionty.   Leave a comment if you notice any difference.