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His running mate is who now?

Hey, we gotta get more mileage out of the Palin toast…

Lightly salted please

Jesus Carpaccio

Blatantly stolen and inspired by a commentor on Pharyngula.

Hmmm.. with a little smoked gouda… delightful.

Eucharist just a goddamned cracker
Submitted by Roy N.

Well, this certainly puts yesterday’s submission by Tom into perspective. For those who haven’t read the news, apparently, it is a mortal sin to walk off with a cracker. Seriously. Read it for yourself. For those concerned, fear not the safety of future crackers, for an armed guard will apparently be guarding them.

Oh, but wait, there is more, because of course, there has to be more. After blogging about the absurdity of the whole situation on Pharyngula, Professor Myers has received death threats, and of course the Catholic League is calling for his job.

Anyway, I have a few more of the Eucharist themed lols to go up in the near future. Till then, perhaps you could use your own personal Jesus. I hear that echurchdepot.com has a 1000 of him for a mere $13.59! Surely that has to be transubstantiation at a price anyone could afford! If it’s not, rest assured you’re protected by the “VBS Low Price Guarantee”.

Devoutly to be wished …

Armageddon: The sooner it happens, the sooner I get to meet God

Submitted by Brandon

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