Ok, I don’t see it. Even squinting really hard, I don’t see this one. Let alone the bonus Virgin Mary. Im guessing the top middle is the head? If so I guess Jesus is a burn victim. Seems to me it’s just as likely to be a planetary vagina.
Here is a hi-res photo so you can not see anything much more clearly.
eta: Link to original article. Whoops.
Right now on eBay, this poor, lonely cross embedded potato chip is wasting away with no bids. Won’t somebody think of the potato chip? Just think of it as the start of a collection of religious artifacts. You can’t just start with toast, you have to work your way up.
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