Archive for the 'Sightings' Category

The Pope is not going to be pleased.

Written by LolHeathen on Friday, April 30th, 2010 in Sightings, Virgin Mary humor, WTF, innuendo.

Or maybe he was… who knows?

Stolen from friendlyatheist.com

At least it will keep moths away.

Written by LolHeathen on Sunday, April 4th, 2010 in Jesus humor, Sightings, Virgin Mary humor.


Stolen from Regretsy.

Maybe if Jesus is wearing clown makeup.

Written by LolHeathen on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 in Sightings.

Maybe Jesus is the newest member of KISS? Check out that grill too!

Next up? The Shroud of Urine.

Written by Metz on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 in Sightings.

donotcollect200souls
This just in, Jesus spotted in an Ikea bathroom . Maybe it’s a Larry Craig thing. Could also be Gandolf. Would possibly explain the penchant for hobbits.

Whatever, Jesus is everywhere, blah blah.

Written by LolHeathen on Sunday, September 6th, 2009 in Jesus humor, Sightings, Virgin Mary humor.

Jesus not on mars
I wonder how much THAT will go for on eBay.

Ok, I don’t see it. Even squinting really hard, I don’t see this one. Let alone the bonus Virgin Mary. Im guessing the top middle is the head? If so I guess Jesus is a burn victim. Seems to me it’s just as likely to be a planetary vagina.

Here is a hi-res photo so you can not see anything much more clearly.

eta: Link to original article. Whoops.

Blessed by the holy touch of oil.

Written by LolHeathen on Monday, April 20th, 2009 in Sightings.

Cross in potato chip.

Right now on eBay, this poor, lonely cross embedded potato chip is wasting away with no bids. Won’t somebody think of the potato chip? Just think of it as the start of a collection of religious artifacts. You can’t just start with toast, you have to work your way up.

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