LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Sightings

The Pope is not going to be pleased.

LolHeathen — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:43:22 +0000

Or maybe he was… who knows?

Stolen from friendlyatheist.com

At least it will keep moths away.

LolHeathen — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 20:37:02 +0000

Stolen from Regretsy.

Maybe if Jesus is wearing clown makeup.

LolHeathen — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:28:49 +0000

Maybe Jesus is the newest member of KISS? Check out that grill too!

Next up? The Shroud of Urine.

Metz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:53:29 +0000

This just in, Jesus spotted in an Ikea bathroom . Maybe it’s a Larry Craig thing. Could also be Gandolf. Would possibly explain the penchant for hobbits.

Whatever, Jesus is everywhere, blah blah.

LolHeathen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:22:48 +0000

I wonder how much THAT will go for on eBay.

Ok, I don’t see it. Even squinting really hard, I don’t see this one. Let alone the bonus Virgin Mary. Im guessing the top middle is the head? If so I guess Jesus is a burn victim. Seems to me it’s just as likely to be a planetary vagina.

Here is a hi-res photo so you can not see anything much more clearly.

eta: Link to original article. Whoops.

Blessed by the holy touch of oil.

LolHeathen — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:13:41 +0000

Right now on eBay, this poor, lonely cross embedded potato chip is wasting away with no bids. Won’t somebody think of the potato chip? Just think of it as the start of a collection of religious artifacts. You can’t just start with toast, you have to work your way up.

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