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	<title>LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh &#187; Virgin Mary humor</title>
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		<title>The Pope is not going to be pleased.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2010/04/30/the-pope-is-not-going-to-be-pleased/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or maybe he was&#8230; who knows? Stolen from friendlyatheist.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or maybe he was&#8230; who knows?</p>
<p><a href="http://loltheist.com/2010/04/30/the-pope-is-not-going-to-be-pleased"><img src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MaryCondom.jpg" alt="" title="Virigin Mary Condom" width="500" height="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2584" /></a></p>
<p>Stolen from <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/08/09/virgin-mary-makes-an-ironic-appearance/">friendlyatheist.com</a></p>
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		<title>At least it will keep moths away.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2010/04/04/at-least-it-will-keep-mothes-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 20:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stolen from Regretsy.]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/04/easter-morning-wood/">Stolen from Regretsy.</a></p>
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		<title>Poor Joseph and his performance anxiety.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/12/17/poor-joseph-and-his-performance-anxiety/</link>
		<comments>http://loltheist.com/2009/12/17/poor-joseph-and-his-performance-anxiety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, those wacky New Zealanders. This is a billboard for a &#8220;progressive&#8221; church there. Managed to stay up a couple of hours before being defaced. I kinda like it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://loltheist.com/2009/12/17/poor-joseph-and-his-performance-anxiety/"><img src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/PoorJoseph.jpg" alt="Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow." title="Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow." width="460" height="288" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2516" /></a></p>
<p>Oh, those wacky New Zealanders.   <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/6832468/Christians-outraged-by-poster-showing-Mary-and-Joseph-after-sex.html">This is a billboard for a &#8220;progressive&#8221; church there.</a>  Managed to stay up a couple of hours before being defaced. I kinda like it.</p>
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		<title>Whatever, Jesus is everywhere, blah blah.</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/09/06/whatever-jesus-is-everywhere-blah-blah/</link>
		<comments>http://loltheist.com/2009/09/06/whatever-jesus-is-everywhere-blah-blah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder how much THAT will go for on eBay. Ok, I don&#8217;t see it. Even squinting really hard, I don&#8217;t see this one. Let alone the bonus Virgin Mary. Im guessing the top middle is the head? If so I guess Jesus is a burn victim. Seems to me it&#8217;s just as likely to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://loltheist.com/2009/09/06/whatever-jesus-is-everywhere-blah-blah/"><img src="http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/JesusMars.jpg" alt="Jesus not on mars" title="Jesus not on mars" width="220" height="293" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2436" /></a><br />
I wonder how much THAT will go for on eBay.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6137442/Has-Jesus-Christ-been-spotted-on-Mars.html">Ok, I don&#8217;t see it</a>.  Even squinting really hard, I don&#8217;t see this one.  Let alone the bonus Virgin Mary. Im guessing the top middle is the head? If so I guess Jesus is a burn victim.  Seems to me it&#8217;s just as likely to be a planetary vagina.</p>
<p>Here is a <a href="http://marsprogram.jpl.nasa.gov/mro/gallery/press/20090902a/ESP_014153_1430_RGB_NOMAP-Hale-gully-bright-deposit.jpg" target="NASA">hi-res photo</a> so you can not see anything much more clearly.</p>
<p>eta: Link to original article.  Whoops.</p>
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		<title>The First Apostle</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/08/21/the-first-apostle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LolHeathen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m totally down with anything calling itself THE SQUIRRELIZER. Really, I could do this all day. I just might. Be forewarned. ETA: Sadly, The Squirrelizer is no more. One can hope that it will someday return, but today is not that day. Probably.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m totally down with anything calling itself <a href="http://www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/" target="other">THE SQUIRRELIZER</a>.  Really, I could do this all day.  I just might. Be forewarned.</p>
<p>ETA: Sadly, The Squirrelizer is no more.  One can hope that it will someday return, but today is not that day. Probably.</p>
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		<title>Come with us, join us, come with us, join us&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://loltheist.com/2009/05/27/come-with-us-join-us-come-with-us-join-us/</link>
		<comments>http://loltheist.com/2009/05/27/come-with-us-join-us-come-with-us-join-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 06:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metz</dc:creator>
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