Author Archives: LOL Heathen
The First Apostle
I’m totally down with anything calling itself THE SQUIRRELIZER. Really, I could do this all day. I just might. Be forewarned.
ETA: Sadly, The Squirrelizer is no more. One can hope that it will someday return, but today is not that day. Probably.
Deicide never tasted so good
Your protest falls upon deaf ears.
You go Jebus, put a cap in his ass.
Another two shekels if you want to feed the animals.
Let’s see your co-pay first buddy.
As long as it’s not a sequined glove.
Where’s that guy who makes the wine when we need Him?
Woooooooooooooooooot! 2 Years!

Time flies when you’re going straight to hell. Today marks our second anniversary. Thank you everyone for contributing and hanging around!
In other news, the Losing My Religion video makes much more sense having done Loltheist for two years.








