Submitted by the Divine Priestess of Innuendoz.
Monthly Archives: July 2008
Little known fact, but in the original draft Jebus was a Furry.
That wacky Jebus. You never know where he’ll turn up. Yup, A family claims to see Jesus in their cat’s fur. Maybe come winter, he’ll shed and they’ll find the Virgin Mary.
Act now and we’ll train him to kick infidels!
Ok Jebus, you get a +1 for being the son of god.
A 1600 year old greek copy of the bible will be made available online next year. It will be interesting to see what other marketing materials were added over that period of time.
X marks the hypocrisy
Inspired by Metz.
I meant to be outraged about this at the time, but it slipped by. Better late, eh? Just ask Jebus.
Best line. “Freshwater told investigators the marks were X’s, not crosses.” – Well that makes it perfectly acceptable. Freak.
Well sweet Jesus on a … oh nevermind.
Submitted by Dill Bonohue.
The Old Gods were much more relatable.
Submitted by Michael of the Lollertru.
A hell of a last meal
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Well Jesus IS F’ing Metal
The omnipotent god, as long as there is a Pope.
Submitted by Mandrake.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 