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Monthly Archives: June 2010
If only he had a flowbee
Let’s get ready to *trademarked*
Oh the delicious irony…
Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next day.
eta: and the markets rally over 2% on the news… Clearly it’s a sign.
This is why you get an Agent.
May as well wait for the second coming for all the good it’ll do you.
Did Daleks ever seem to get the job done?
Poor Hobbit fans
If you haven’t heard, Guillermo Del Toro has decided to leave as director for The Hobbit because of prolonged delays affecting his other work. Like…. At the Mountains of Madness? Maybe? Hopefully? AtMoM is my favorite Lovecraft story, and I would love a proper, true to spirit movie adaptation. Especially with such quotes as “ATMOM is a delicate project to push through a studio: no love interest, no female characters, no happy ending…” Fuck yeah. A true mythos telling, big budget, top director, and only teased for 8 years!
So, sorry hobbittisses…. But there’s another master calling.
Hopefully.
If you would like to read At the Mountains of Madness, it along with his other works are in the public domain and can be read online at The HP Lovecraft Archive. If you would like the dead tree form, my favorite Lovecraft Editions are The Thing on the Doorstep and Other Weird Stories (Contains ATMOM), The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories (The most heard of if not read), and The Dreams in the Witch House and Other Weird Stories. All are part of the Penguin Classics collection, and are annotated by an authority on Lovecraft, adding a perspective of his writings based on the times. I actually have them sitting in front of me. I’ve bought several copies of this edition over the years and given them out as gifts.
-Lol Heathen
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