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Saint Sebastian’s Heartfelt Prayer…

Posted on November 25, 2007 by loltheist

Jesus, the left nut! Why the left nut?

Submitted by RichVR

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And that is why all good Atheists use Miracle Whip instead…

Posted on November 25, 2007 by loltheist

Da kingdom of heavon is inside of u, it is outside of u 2. split open piece of wood and i is there, lift up a cheezburger bun u will find me, hiding in ur mayonayz

Submitted by pedrozoli

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Well, you ask a silly question …

Posted on November 25, 2007 by loltheist

Do you see the butterfly Jesus? Of course I see it, you dumb shit. I’m Jesus. I see everything.

Submitted by Ray S

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I’m not standing here for my health, you know…

Posted on November 25, 2007 by loltheist

Hey man, you about done? Shit’s gettin heavy.

Submitted by Ray S

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And why are you so heavy, anyway?

Posted on November 24, 2007 by loltheist

ur not jockey. i’z not horse. u slap again I drop u in river.

Submitted by lolarbed

(Google “saint christopher”. — loltheist)

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Personally, shellfish make me blow up like a balloon…

Posted on November 24, 2007 by loltheist

who knew he was allergic to chzburgers?

Submitted by lolarbed

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But I still have the killer biceps, dude.

Posted on November 24, 2007 by loltheist

fine, u winz. ur legs r nicer.

Submitted by lolarbed

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Spiderjesus, Spiderjesus! Does whatever a Spider Jesus does …

Posted on November 24, 2007 by loltheist

OMFG! Spiderjesus!

Submitted by Sebastian

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Everyone’s a Critic…

Posted on November 23, 2007 by loltheist

Considering you’re the Son of God, walking across a tightrope isn’t such a big feat, now, is it jesus? Fuck you, dude.

Submitted by Ray S.

(Had to reduce the size — the original submission was a bit bigger. –loltheist)

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Can you hear them? They talk about us!

Posted on November 23, 2007 by loltheist

who are they talking about now?

Submitted by Rowan

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