Author Archives: loltheist
Also, Abstinence Causes People to Win the Lottery. For reals, yo.
Image yanked from here (http://www.blingdomofgod.com/).
You think South Beach is bad.
And the Lord looked down from Skullcrusher Mountain, saying:
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When God speaks, one must obey!
I got the phrase “Perma-tan God” from this article at Jewcy.com and I loved it so much I had to use it. Good article too. Please don’t bash my pals at Jewcy.com. kthxbye
Gloria in Excelsis … er … Gloria in the House?
Image source here, for those of you saying WTF.
Secret campaign document exposed!
His running mate is who now?
Hey, we gotta get more mileage out of the Palin toast…
Where’s my bacon?
Listen up slackers: Submit to LOLTheist or be doomed!
That’s right , folks, don’t think we haven’t noticed — the volume of submissions has dropped off here recently. Now, as you know, LOLHeathen (and/or myself or Blastfemmer, but especially LOLHeathen) is perfectly capable of creating our own entries, but this site is also for YOU and thus, it is incumbent upon you to … well .. send us free content!
Yes, that’s right. Send us stuff. Even if it’s just a link to a picture and a note about what you think the caption should be! We don’t care if you’re a Photoshop or GIMP guru! Send us stuff!
Otherwise, LOLHeathen gets it.
And we will not post video of said getting.
That is all.
ETA: LOLHeathen doesn’t know I’m posting this, and will probably be pissed. Just so you know. It wasn’t his idea. At all.
ETAA: LOLHeathen didn’t know and is pissed. But what are you gonna do, her name is on the site. -Lol Heathen
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 