Inspired by the late, great, Sam Kinison.
At time of posting, you can hear the routine that inspired this on YouTube.
Ignorance is bliss
Submitted by kdl
Captive audience.
Well, EVERY house needs one, Am I Rite?
Some fads cant be escaped…
Honor thy father and mother … especially Mom
Submitted by #void
The other, other, other, other white meat
Submitted by “42”
I will give you this image for one … MILLION … dollars!
By #void.
In Soviet Russia, God sues YOU
Submitted by Anonymous Coward #47
(For those who don’t get this, Ernie Chambers, a State Senator from Omaha, sued God for making terroristic threats, causing widespread death and so forth. More from the Huffington Post (as of time of posting). via sysministry –loltheist)
But does he have a better product?
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 