And now a word from our sponsor

Ok, not really, but since surprisingly we aren’t making ad revenue off google ads and their prayer ring tones and Christian T-Shirts, we decided to look through Amazon for something loltheististicly (I love making up words, LolTheist is cringing right now, be sure of it) appropriate.

What we found, and are continuing to find, is just really, really amusing. So, I’m dropping the first batch altogether here, so in the future, when the ads are long gone we can still look back and laugh.

If you feel really charitable, click through them before doing your Christmas shopping on Amazon, and we’ll get a stipend. But even if you’re not planning on shopping, these are seriously worth taking a look at. Without further ado…

Deluxe Miracle Jesus Action Figure I mean come on people, DELUXE Miracle Jesus! With GLOW IN THE DARK hands. Here at Loltheist.com we look for the absurdity in religious art, and we wonder how such paintings could ever have been considered reverent at the time. Guess some things never change.
Believe In God Breath Spray Ok, so they are, at least, not serious. Still, it made me laugh. Check out some of their other products which are just as amusing.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Understanding Intelligent Design The only problem with the book is that while the cover is priceless, the content is depressing. Still, if you have an IDer in the family, this might be a good way to show your support in their misguided beliefs.

There’ll be more to come, but enough for one day, eh?