Unwittingly suggested by Buddhist with a Sense of Humor.
Here’s a little tip from us here at Loltheist, one which is a personal pet peeve of mine (Lol Heathen). If you are going to gamble, play the goddamn max bet. I just want to smack people who play 1 credit, and laugh gleefully when I see them hit a progressive but instead of walking with actual money, they get a paltry sum. Ahem. We now continue with our regularly scheduled lols.