Evr w ork in a resterawnt? Evrybuddy thinks they’re moar important than evrybuddy else, n they think they shuld hav a seet NAOW. Hoo kairs ’bout teh peeple dat been here fur an hour? Srsly, peeple iz assholes.
Ah, the voice of bitterness. It’s like a sweet nectar.
peeple iz assholes. iz a fact. some moar then udders. none of us is.
none of us is.
Yes, yes, I can imagine that would be the consensus if fundies ever found our site.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
But, but I know people! Saintly People!
Evr w ork in a resterawnt? Evrybuddy thinks they’re moar important than evrybuddy else, n they think they shuld hav a seet NAOW. Hoo kairs ’bout teh peeple dat been here fur an hour? Srsly, peeple iz assholes.
Ah, the voice of bitterness. It’s like a sweet nectar.
peeple iz assholes. iz a fact. some moar then udders. none of us is.
none of us is.
Yes, yes, I can imagine that would be the consensus if fundies ever found our site.