Spore Jesus danced for your sins.

Sure Spore has been taking a beating on Amazon for it’s draconian DRM. Sure the game play is both ridiculously too complicated for the casuals, and tediously repetitive and shallow to the hardcores. But hey, Dancing Jesus on a crucifix! If somebody can find the Sporepedia entry, please mail it to us. I must have it. For cathartic purposes.

FYI, the best part is really in the Spore Creature Creator, and for $10 at that.