Submitted by God’s Guy on the Ground.
You know, I tried, and I tried to come up with a title to take a shot at Apple. Trying, of course, to link this to original sin. Just couldn’t work one out without making Apple sound like the good guys.
Curse you Steve Jobs!
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
Wait, what? It’s all Mac’s fault we have to wear clothes and have conscience??!! Prepare the MOB!
Oh, not to mention that whole childbirth thing where you have to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a peach. Granted, I’ve not experienced it (my babies with tails were brought by a stork, I swear), but I hear that’s pretty damn painful.