Actually all Lobsters, but yeah, you should totally read Tree Lobsters.
Also, I have been lax, and I have a ton of submissions, I will get them up. I promise.
Submitted by www.thesharkguys.com.
Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next day.
eta: and the markets rally over 2% on the news… Clearly it’s a sign.