Really they just wanted to claim Act of God for liability.
Have I ever mentioned I love Tree Lobsters?
Actually all Lobsters, but yeah, you should totally read Tree Lobsters.
Also, I have been lax, and I have a ton of submissions, I will get them up. I promise.
It’s all about the uniform.
Submitted by www.thesharkguys.com.
If only he had a flowbee
Let’s get ready to *trademarked*
Oh the delicious irony…
Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next day.
eta: and the markets rally over 2% on the news… Clearly it’s a sign.
This is why you get an Agent.
May as well wait for the second coming for all the good it’ll do you.
Yeah, they’re pumping 15k barrels a day, and they claim only 20k were spilling. Riiiiiggghhtt.
Did Daleks ever seem to get the job done?
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 