Srsly, don’t tell me what’s in the chili…
Jesus could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Divine Priestess of Innuendoz.
Tier 7 here I come.
Some teachings weren’t noteworthy enough to record.
Come on Jesus, all the cool kids are doing it.
Submitted by the Divine Priestess of Innuendoz.
Little known fact, but in the original draft Jebus was a Furry.
That wacky Jebus. You never know where he’ll turn up. Yup, A family claims to see Jesus in their cat’s fur. Maybe come winter, he’ll shed and they’ll find the Virgin Mary.
Act now and we’ll train him to kick infidels!
Ok Jebus, you get a +1 for being the son of god.
A 1600 year old greek copy of the bible will be made available online next year. It will be interesting to see what other marketing materials were added over that period of time.
X marks the hypocrisy
Inspired by Metz.
I meant to be outraged about this at the time, but it slipped by. Better late, eh? Just ask Jebus.
Best line. “Freshwater told investigators the marks were X’s, not crosses.” – Well that makes it perfectly acceptable. Freak.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 