Category Archives: Current Events
He was all out of Bukkets.
Maybe he’s going by species? Anyone see zombie moths rising?
Personally, looks more like Satan than Jesus, but that could be me.
Either way, I welcome our new moth savior overlord.
You would think her weatherman would be accurate.
We ain’t no Kansas
Little known fact, but in the original draft Jebus was a Furry.
That wacky Jebus. You never know where he’ll turn up. Yup, A family claims to see Jesus in their cat’s fur. Maybe come winter, he’ll shed and they’ll find the Virgin Mary.
Ok Jebus, you get a +1 for being the son of god.
A 1600 year old greek copy of the bible will be made available online next year. It will be interesting to see what other marketing materials were added over that period of time.
X marks the hypocrisy
Inspired by Metz.
I meant to be outraged about this at the time, but it slipped by. Better late, eh? Just ask Jebus.
Best line. “Freshwater told investigators the marks were X’s, not crosses.” – Well that makes it perfectly acceptable. Freak.
The new wafer security was a success
Submitted by Anonymous.
So, wine is the blood, what is the milk?
Submitted by Nullsession.
Btw, it’s a rhetorical question.
Crakas. Serious Business.
Submitted by Dill Bonohue.
What can I say, it is Caturday after all.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 