Last time they stopped, dropped and rolled a new religion was born.
We didn’t make the rules.
Submitted by Morghol.
From the not-making-this-up department.
It has to be photoshopped right? No, biblically inspired baked goods, cereals, and pastas are the order of the day. I thought it was just a joke, until I saw that they were indeed available on Amazon. I should of known better than to doubt the Consumerist. Although I will give them credit for an interesting concept, and being helpful to those who really do need gluten free diets. But did they really need a secular label?
While you’re at it, why not try Genesis 1:29 Sprouted Grain & Seed Bread!
Keep the line moving.
That’s just the deluxe servicing.
So glad those days are gone. Took forever to post.
We haz a gravatar.
Just a quick note to mention we’ve caught up with the 20th century, and now when you make a comment and are logged into WordPress, your avatar will show. Nothing important,really, nothing to see here. Well, other than the gravatar. Maybe in future weeks we’ll endeavor to catch up with the 21st century.
Oh, and go vote. Seriously.
A just ending to an honorable campaign season.
Vote Early, Vote Often.
Good morning everyone! Here at Loltheist, let us be the 798th site to urge you to get out there and vote today. Seriously. You need to vote. We know the polls have had this thing called for weeks. But you see, those polls don’t mean anything.
This is the poll that matters.
This thing can go either way. What’s more, the election results will be challenged one way or the other. So it’s vitally important to have as many votes as possible to counter all the game playing.
More importantly, if you don’t vote, you have no right whatsoever to be pissed off or complain about what happens during the next four years. That’s four years of righteous indignation you will be missing out on. Seriously, how can you let that go by?
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