13 thoughts on “Last time they stopped, dropped and rolled a new religion was born.

  1. u should all be ashamed… any who partake of this filth, but alas hell is in you’re future…. unless u repent and act RIGHT!!!!!!!!

  2. Hey, DICK, If you don’t like this site no one’s forcing you to click that ol’ mouse button. Just sayin’… *Goes to shove yet another needle into Jesus Voodoo doll*

  3. Isn’t that a line dancing move?

    Repent to the right now!
    Bow to your opposite sex partner
    unless it’s a woman then make her bow to you
    because teh bible tells u so!

  4. What is the picture of? Is this depicting people being yanked from the stairway to heaven? Is Robert Plant aware of this?

    If there’s a stairway to heaven, is there an elevator to hell? Climbing down a ladder to hell would be weird. I mean, you could trip and fall or something.

    Wait. There is no heaven. There is no hell. We do have a dick among us, though.

  5. From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.

    A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”

    Argh! Too…many…jokes…can’t.. choose…

  6. “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb”

    Next on Fox: WHEN GOOD MONKS GO BAD!

    “I went to Mass and a hockey game broke out!”

    “More fun than a barrel of Monks!”

  7. From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.

    A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”

    What, no lawyers involved?

    must.
    resist.
    temptation.

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