13 thoughts on “Last time they stopped, dropped and rolled a new religion was born.”
u should all be ashamed… any who partake of this filth, but alas hell is in you’re future…. unless u repent and act RIGHT!!!!!!!!
why? is this a limited time offer? are operators standing by? Don’t leave us in suspense here.
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Hey, DICK, If you don’t like this site no one’s forcing you to click that ol’ mouse button. Just sayin’… *Goes to shove yet another needle into Jesus Voodoo doll*
Isn’t that a line dancing move?
Repent to the right now!
Bow to your opposite sex partner
unless it’s a woman then make her bow to you
because teh bible tells u so!
What is the picture of? Is this depicting people being yanked from the stairway to heaven? Is Robert Plant aware of this?
If there’s a stairway to heaven, is there an elevator to hell? Climbing down a ladder to hell would be weird. I mean, you could trip and fall or something.
Wait. There is no heaven. There is no hell. We do have a dick among us, though.
From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.
A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”
Argh! Too…many…jokes…can’t.. choose…
āMonks brawl at Site of Jesusā Tombā
Next on Fox: WHEN GOOD MONKS GO BAD!
“I went to Mass and a hockey game broke out!”
“More fun than a barrel of Monks!”
From article āMonks brawl at Site of Jesusā Tombā (CBS News) : āThe Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.
A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ā
What, no lawyers involved?
must.
resist.
temptation.
Sorry Reynard, going to have to dock points for referencing a hockey game without referencing hockey moms. Thems are the rules.
Aahhh but don’t you make up in points for NOT mentioning pitbulls wearing lipstick while showing pics of bulldogs?
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
u should all be ashamed… any who partake of this filth, but alas hell is in you’re future…. unless u repent and act RIGHT!!!!!!!!
why? is this a limited time offer? are operators standing by? Don’t leave us in suspense here.
š
Hey, DICK, If you don’t like this site no one’s forcing you to click that ol’ mouse button. Just sayin’… *Goes to shove yet another needle into Jesus Voodoo doll*
Isn’t that a line dancing move?
Repent to the right now!
Bow to your opposite sex partner
unless it’s a woman then make her bow to you
because teh bible tells u so!
What is the picture of? Is this depicting people being yanked from the stairway to heaven? Is Robert Plant aware of this?
If there’s a stairway to heaven, is there an elevator to hell? Climbing down a ladder to hell would be weird. I mean, you could trip and fall or something.
Wait. There is no heaven. There is no hell. We do have a dick among us, though.
From article “Monks brawl at Site of Jesus’ Tomb” (CBS News) : “The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.
A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ”
Argh! Too…many…jokes…can’t.. choose…
āMonks brawl at Site of Jesusā Tombā
Next on Fox: WHEN GOOD MONKS GO BAD!
“I went to Mass and a hockey game broke out!”
“More fun than a barrel of Monks!”
From article āMonks brawl at Site of Jesusā Tombā (CBS News) : āThe Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.
A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down. ā
What, no lawyers involved?
must.
resist.
temptation.
Sorry Reynard, going to have to dock points for referencing a hockey game without referencing hockey moms. Thems are the rules.
Aahhh but don’t you make up in points for NOT mentioning pitbulls wearing lipstick while showing pics of bulldogs?
That reminds me I have to scan in a pic of Jebus playing goalie in a soccer game.
The pic is from a local free paper with an article on Soccer Moms VS Jesus.
4 realz!
Cool, don’t have to scan it in after all!
http://www.longislandpress.com/archive/issue.asp?ISSUEID=135
http://www.longislandpress.com/articles/CoverStory/384/
@ LolHeathen: Maybe, but āI went to Mass and a hockey mom broke out!ā sounds weird…
I don’t know. I’d kind of hope to see some news footage of that.