Hmmm.. with a little smoked gouda… delightful.

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Eucharist just a goddamned cracker
Submitted by Roy N.

Well, this certainly puts yesterday’s submission by Tom into perspective. For those who haven’t read the news, apparently, it is a mortal sin to walk off with a cracker. Seriously. Read it for yourself. For those concerned, fear not the safety of future crackers, for an armed guard will apparently be guarding them.

Oh, but wait, there is more, because of course, there has to be more. After blogging about the absurdity of the whole situation on Pharyngula, Professor Myers has received death threats, and of course the Catholic League is calling for his job.

Anyway, I have a few more of the Eucharist themed lols to go up in the near future. Till then, perhaps you could use your own personal Jesus. I hear that echurchdepot.com has a 1000 of him for a mere $13.59! Surely that has to be transubstantiation at a price anyone could afford! If it’s not, rest assured you’re protected by the “VBS Low Price Guarantee”.

Listen up slackers: Submit to LOLTheist or be doomed!

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That’s right , folks, don’t think we haven’t noticed — the volume of submissions has dropped off here recently. Now, as you know, LOLHeathen (and/or myself or Blastfemmer, but especially LOLHeathen) is perfectly capable of creating our own entries, but this site is also for YOU and thus, it is incumbent upon you to … well .. send us free content!

Yes, that’s right. Send us stuff. Even if it’s just a link to a picture and a note about what you think the caption should be! We don’t care if you’re a Photoshop or GIMP guru! Send us stuff!

Otherwise, LOLHeathen gets it.

And we will not post video of said getting.

That is all.

ETA: LOLHeathen doesn’t know I’m posting this, and will probably be pissed. Just so you know. It wasn’t his idea. At all.

 ETAA: LOLHeathen didn’t know and is pissed.  But what are you gonna do, her name is on the site. -Lol Heathen

Iz R Birfday

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Iz 4 birfday we can haz bbq
Submitted by Divine Priestess of Innuendoz.

Yes, it’s true, a year ago today, this site was poofed into existence. Some may argue it was Intelligent Design. Most, perhaps not. Ironically, mostly the ones who normally would argue for Intelligent Design. Either way. Here we are! Thanks to everyone who has made this a fun and bumpy ride. We hereby magic away any and all celebratory calories ingested on cake on our behalf. No, really.

As always, we’re looking for submissions. If you have any, please mail them in. Also, In the near future, I am REALLY going to move the site to a new host. I know I say this every couple of months. This time I mean it. Probably.

-Lol Heathen