Listen up slackers: Submit to LOLTheist or be doomed!

That’s right , folks, don’t think we haven’t noticed — the volume of submissions has dropped off here recently. Now, as you know, LOLHeathen (and/or myself or Blastfemmer, but especially LOLHeathen) is perfectly capable of creating our own entries, but this site is also for YOU and thus, it is incumbent upon you to … well .. send us free content!

Yes, that’s right. Send us stuff. Even if it’s just a link to a picture and a note about what you think the caption should be! We don’t care if you’re a Photoshop or GIMP guru! Send us stuff!

Otherwise, LOLHeathen gets it.

And we will not post video of said getting.

That is all.

ETA: LOLHeathen doesn’t know I’m posting this, and will probably be pissed. Just so you know. It wasn’t his idea. At all.

 ETAA: LOLHeathen didn’t know and is pissed.  But what are you gonna do, her name is on the site. -Lol Heathen

Iz R Birfday

Iz 4 birfday we can haz bbq
Submitted by Divine Priestess of Innuendoz.

Yes, it’s true, a year ago today, this site was poofed into existence. Some may argue it was Intelligent Design. Most, perhaps not. Ironically, mostly the ones who normally would argue for Intelligent Design. Either way. Here we are! Thanks to everyone who has made this a fun and bumpy ride. We hereby magic away any and all celebratory calories ingested on cake on our behalf. No, really.

As always, we’re looking for submissions. If you have any, please mail them in. Also, In the near future, I am REALLY going to move the site to a new host. I know I say this every couple of months. This time I mean it. Probably.

-Lol Heathen

DanielK the Spambot

I would like to take a moment to appreciate my favorite reader, DanielK the spambot. Daniel isn’t the brightest spambot, but he is persistent, and has a good heart. What’s more, it’s his willingness to learn that impresses me. Join me now in some of his more insightful comments.

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Happy 666th post to us!

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It’s kind of hard to imagine, but here we are, 666 posts later. I’d like to thank all the people who have submitted posts, and all the readers that show up day after day to read them. I’ve met a lot of great people over the course of the site. Special thanks to some of our regulars (of which I will now apologize for forgetting someone, just send me hate mail.) Rowan, Bagel of Everything, RichVR, Reynard, Garth, bwt, Cynical-C, Roy N,Colwyn, Min, Brandon & Richard. Let’s not forget our newest, most prolific regulars, My Babies Have Tails & Metz, while I have made hundreds of these things over the months, they’ll probably surpass me by, oh, Tuesday. Plus we silently salute Anonymous, wherever you may be.

Perhaps it’s a sign to us.

In one of our comments, reader Dante has taken us to task for not finding this photo of everyone’s favorite statue.  He writes “Enough already. Is no-one gonna touch”

Christ the Redeemer Lightning

Perhaps it’s a sign. I mean, think of the staggering implications, that after a week (and more) blasphemous tributes, the very same statue is struck by lightning.  Surely, this is a message from the all mighty to us all?

No, I didn’t think so either.

Then again, God always did have that funny habit of striking down other people for non-believers actions.  Although it would be interesting, I mean, maybe my whole life would be turned around, and I’d end up a Saint! Just think of the illuminations!

Ahem. Back to the subject at hand.

The gauntlet has been thrown down, anyone care to pick it up?

ps.. Dante, we’re Americans, the only way that would show up in our news is if the statue was blonde and either kidnapped or in rehab, so we appreciate the pointer.

Happy New Year

Just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year.  We’re running a little bit low on teh funneh (and some would accuse us of never having teh funneh in the first place…) so we’re taking a few days off.  Hopefully, our blaphemous capacity recharged, we will be able to continue to find the absurdity in the reverence you’ve come to enjoy.   If you’ve got a blasphemous bone in your body, now would be a really great time for submissions.