Posted by Loltheist on September 29th, 2007.
By ryan
Categories: Catholic humor, Christian humor, Creationism, Jesus humor.
omg, where the hell did he find that picture? Jesus with dinosaurs?? XDDD
probably gonna be sore, riding like that without a saddle
At least he’s riding sidesaddle. Pertectin’ the fambly jools.
so he can not fuck Mary Magdalene and not make any babies to become the kings of France. oh, wait—
Well, you know, sacrifices like not fucking Mary Magdalene don’t mean nothing if you aren’t capable of actually doing the nasty. You don’t worship a blind man for not looking at pr0n, right?
Confused am i. Jesus never fucked Magdalene. Either that, or he’s exceptionally good at keeping a secret. In which case no-one would know.
Many believe he did.
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February 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
omg, where the hell did he find that picture? Jesus with dinosaurs?? XDDD
March 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
probably gonna be sore, riding like that without a saddle
March 14th, 2008 at 7:52 am
At least he’s riding sidesaddle. Pertectin’ the fambly jools.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:34 am
so he can not fuck Mary Magdalene and not make any babies to become the kings of France. oh, wait—
March 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Well, you know, sacrifices like not fucking Mary Magdalene don’t mean nothing if you aren’t capable of actually doing the nasty. You don’t worship a blind man for not looking at pr0n, right?
January 9th, 2009 at 1:51 am
Confused am i. Jesus never fucked Magdalene. Either that, or he’s exceptionally good at keeping a secret. In which case no-one would know.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Many believe he did.