7 thoughts on “And the horse you rode in on … oh wait …”
omg, where the hell did he find that picture? Jesus with dinosaurs?? XDDD
probably gonna be sore, riding like that without a saddle
At least he’s riding sidesaddle. Pertectin’ the fambly jools.
so he can not fuck Mary Magdalene and not make any babies to become the kings of France. oh, wait—
Well, you know, sacrifices like not fucking Mary Magdalene don’t mean nothing if you aren’t capable of actually doing the nasty. You don’t worship a blind man for not looking at pr0n, right?
Confused am i. Jesus never fucked Magdalene. Either that, or he’s exceptionally good at keeping a secret. In which case no-one would know.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
omg, where the hell did he find that picture? Jesus with dinosaurs?? XDDD
probably gonna be sore, riding like that without a saddle
At least he’s riding sidesaddle. Pertectin’ the fambly jools.
so he can not fuck Mary Magdalene and not make any babies to become the kings of France. oh, wait—
Well, you know, sacrifices like not fucking Mary Magdalene don’t mean nothing if you aren’t capable of actually doing the nasty. You don’t worship a blind man for not looking at pr0n, right?
Confused am i. Jesus never fucked Magdalene. Either that, or he’s exceptionally good at keeping a secret. In which case no-one would know.
Many believe he did.