Missing?! Still?!?!?! He’s been gone for what? 2000 years? I’m beginning to suspect foul play…
Well, duh. I’d be kinda weirded out if he was still hanging around after 2000 years. He was human, after all. And even evolutionists agree that humans do not have a lifespan of 2000 years.
There’s this little concept called the rapture…
yeah, well, that hasn’t happened yet. And when or if it does happen, I’m pretty sure we’ll all be scrambling for a scientific reason.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
Missing?! Still?!?!?! He’s been gone for what? 2000 years? I’m beginning to suspect foul play…
Well, duh. I’d be kinda weirded out if he was still hanging around after 2000 years. He was human, after all. And even evolutionists agree that humans do not have a lifespan of 2000 years.
There’s this little concept called the rapture…
yeah, well, that hasn’t happened yet. And when or if it does happen, I’m pretty sure we’ll all be scrambling for a scientific reason.
Accumulated radiation?