He just doesn’t want to admit he lost the first 5.
well, 15 commandments may be a damn lie, but he don’ mention that he broke the first set. when he saw all the fornicatin’ and golden calf worshipin’ and all teh buttsex that went on while he was up on da mountain, he done crashed that set. (see the RTFM post). can you imagine having to go back up that damn mountain in sandals and tell God you need him to magically write in fire on another stone tablet? btw, Charlton Heston and Moses can have a chat now. how cool is that?
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OMG! Too funny! Totally Spot On Rowan! (applauds)
He just doesn’t want to admit he lost the first 5.
well, 15 commandments may be a damn lie, but he don’ mention that he broke the first set. when he saw all the fornicatin’ and golden calf worshipin’ and all teh buttsex that went on while he was up on da mountain, he done crashed that set. (see the RTFM post). can you imagine having to go back up that damn mountain in sandals and tell God you need him to magically write in fire on another stone tablet? btw, Charlton Heston and Moses can have a chat now. how cool is that?
Moses is totally gonna say, “dude…lighten up!”